what the holy hell?

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The punchline here is that this.... whatever this is.... is better than the latest Superman movie and the latest Spiderman movie put together.  Meanwhile, The Dark Knight continues to garner rave reviews and generally capture the collective imagination of the populace.  It's safe to say once and for all (as if there was still any doubt) that the great superhero debate is officially over.

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Jodi
Oh no.
hotrod
Oh yeah.
Jodi
This is clearly an evil ploy by you and the legion of doom to besmirch the good names of Spider-man and Superman.
hotrod
I thank you for leaping to the obvious conclusion that I am indeed sufficiently diabolical to orchestrate such a caper. But I am a mere messenger in this instance. A joyful messenger, yes, but still only a messenger.
Jodi
And a dirtbag. Don't forget that part.
hotrod
I got two tickets to Iron Maiden, baby.
Dabysan
All this proves is that Superman and Spider-Man are global names that are worthy of parody, whereas Batman is a niche superhero, for misanthropes.
Jodi
Don't you besmirch another song I like, Badman.
hotrod
A niche superhero. Right.
hotrod
Come with me Friday, don't say maybe.
Jodi
If you don't stop it, I'll start being nice.
hotrod
I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby. Like you. Wooohoooohoooo.
Jodi
Hotrod, you're so dreamy.
Cap'n Crook
Howard, you've done it again.
Cap'n Crook
That was my initial reaction because this ranks right down there with the idea for, say, a killer-robot driving instructor who travels back in time, for some reason.
hotrod
Ah, right. The talking pie....

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