what the holy hell?

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Oh no.
Oh yeah.
This is clearly an evil ploy by you and the legion of doom to besmirch the good names of Spider-man and Superman.
I thank you for leaping to the obvious conclusion that I am indeed sufficiently diabolical to orchestrate such a caper. But I am a mere messenger in this instance. A joyful messenger, yes, but still only a messenger.
And a dirtbag. Don't forget that part.
I got two tickets to Iron Maiden, baby.
All this proves is that Superman and Spider-Man are global names that are worthy of parody, whereas Batman is a niche superhero, for misanthropes.
Don't you besmirch another song I like, Badman.
A niche superhero. Right.
Come with me Friday, don't say maybe.
If you don't stop it, I'll start being nice.
I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby. Like you. Wooohoooohoooo.
Hotrod, you're so dreamy.
Howard, you've done it again.
That was my initial reaction because this ranks right down there with the idea for, say, a killer-robot driving instructor who travels back in time, for some reason.
Ah, right. The talking pie....

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