remembrance of beards past

Apropos of nothing, you know who's cooler than Marcel Proust?  Besides, of course, literally everybody?  Duane Allman, that's who.  Am I right or am I right?  You know I'm right, but don't tell me.  Tell this guy.

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homebody
[this is good]
Ohmygod I didn't realize how much my brother looks like Duane Allman (independent of beard style). There is no way I'm voting for that one now.
hotrod
Oh, Homebody... Are you trying to hurt me?
M-----l
You should've put Jemaine from Flight of the Conchords up there, too. He's only one vote out of first place.
hotrod
That can't be possible.
homebody
Not at all. I just am accepting the reality of the Duane look. Thanks for posting this very persuasive illustration, Hotrod.
crankypants

According to this photo of D---e, M-----l drew it wrong.

Maybe it SHOULD be renamed the Lemmy.

crankypants

Oh here's a good one, with a happy trail.

I take it back.

hotrod
Jesus, HB. Everybody's been badmouthing you all day over on M-----l's blog. I've been the only one sticking up for you, and this is how you repay me for believing in you. That's fine; I can take it. Just don't vote for the Proust, okay? I'm totally fine if the Duane doesn't win, but losing to the Proust can't happen.
hotrod
That was my second choice for the photo, but I prefer the one I went with because the beard is a bit more unkempt.
homebody
Oh my. Oh Hotrod, thank you for believing in me. Now I feel really guilty. I promise to vote my conscience.
homebody
Good pic, Cranky! That one looks much less like my brother. Dang, this is gonna be a hard decision.
hotrod
As long as "voting your conscience" means "voting for anything but the Proust," I will look the other way. Preferably voting your conscience is a vote for the Duane, but I am not a push-poller like some people.

I might add that Cranky's picture seems reason enough not to rule out automatically the Duane.
FS
I'd like to see the Isaac Asimov. Muttonchops are overdue for a comeback.
hotrod
Unfortunately, choices are limited. As long as you vote and don't vote for the Proust, I'll be happy.
Aubrey

It's not a hard decision at all.

Proust.

hotrod
Fuck the Proust. You know who likes the Proust? Child Molesters. That's who likes the Proust.
M-----l
The Duane belly shot is actually the picture I based my drawing on...or "upon" or whatever.
M-----l
Asimov is pretty close to the Jemaine. Asimov has a little bit more of the crazy scientist-thing going on, though.
Dabysan
Don't listen to him people. He doesn't even care who wins. He hates facial hair in all its incarnations. He wants to defeat the Proust solely to spite me, and its reprehensible. Stand tall. Go Proust!
homebody
I can't. I can't go Duane Allman anymore after seeing that image up there, but I can't vote against Hotrod. He stood up for me today despite incriminating circumstances; I owe him that much.
Aubrey

Anyone who defends you must commend himself to me. However, consider that photo. Consider your loyalties. Consider that I was called a child molester. Consider it all. Then decide.

Proust.

homebody

Your reasons are all very compelling, Aubrey. However, I just voted Bret. It's kind of pathetic, but I felt bad that no one else voted for my favorite Conchord.

fake homebody
All of you are wrong. The Jefferson Davis is the only real option.
hotrod
It saddens me that the post on M-----l's beard garners twice as many comments as the post on my unprecedented third KttD victory.
Christopher Loyd
Woot. Go Proust.

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