postponing: the vault
Today is not a significant day. But then, neither was yesterday - and yet thick-necked fraternity brothers and vacuous sorority sisters everywhere commemorated the non-occasion with three dollar mojitos and unplanned pregnancies. So perhaps the great unwashed might also one day remember this uneventful day. With a massive marketing campaign and a vague (at best) understanding of the flimsy history involved - all supported by the entire weight of a legalized drug industry, natch - we here at hotrod.vox.com think there just might be an outside chance they will. Step three: profit.
Today marks the one week anniversary of the first day we might have posted our inaugural installment of our intended new weekly feature "the vault." And today marks the first deadline we set for ourselves pertaining to said feature that we have missed. We anticipate that it will be the first of many, which is why after considerable deliberation our editorial staff has decided to delay the debut of this much-anticipated column. Astute readers no doubt will have noted a more sporadic than usual posting schedule here at hotrod.vox.com over the past six weeks or so. After careful study of our second quarter projections, we expect this trend to continue into the summer. Things are just way too hectic down at the lab, what with a high-profile study of the University of Maryland's indigenous turtle population occupying most of our time. The last thing we want is to begin a regular feature for which our massive readership awaits weekly with bated breath and then not be able to follow through. So look for "the vault" to resume - or to begin, rather - in July.
Make no mistake - this delay has nothing to do with the record we selected to review in our initial installment. It sucks. Really, really bad. We can't wait to write the review, actually. We just don't have the time.
Comments
Shit, we could have written a review of "Sorry Ma..." by about ten o'clock last Monday night.
Also does that mean you'll stop calling me mean names?
Have you suffered a serious head trauma? that's what I meant. clearly, you haven't because you're back to your ornery self. Phew.
You're desperate enough to make shit up like proving me wrong all the time - that much is clear.
Please.
Believe me, I would much rather prefer to interact with you at an adult level, but to this point you haven't proven you are capable. Regardless, I'm happy to oblige. Be careful what you wish for, cause you just might get it.
Your favorite band is someone nobody's ever heard of or will hear of in about five years, and they just happen to be managed by who is that? Oh yeah, Peter Jesperson, the man who discovered The Replacements.
You got me on point three. However, Zodiac was still entirely longer than was necessary and you damn well know it.
I know coping to owning a TV muchless watching it is anathema to the post-ironic hipster crowd you belong to, but yes, I do watch The Paper and I love it and I am not ashamed to it.
Minnesota is the bomb diggety -- home to many great creative minds among them F. Scott Fitz, Prince, Bob Dylan, the Coen Brothers, Charles M. Schultz, and the inventors of Post-it Notes. I know you really, really want me to move to the East Coast, but I love it here.
When did I compare myself to Wile E. Coyote? I am so much more like Elmer Fudd.
I am pretty sure that you don't even know how to interact with anyone on an adult level and that if you ever deign to make a cohesive, coherent type of argument regarding anything I'll probably fall over and die.
This is odd, because just last week you admitted Batman was best.
My all-time favorites are Johnny Cash and Bruce Springsteen, who - contrary your belief - will still be revered five years hence And I sure do like the Old 97's, but I have never pretended they are an important band. You could learn a lot from me, even though the Old 97's have never written a song about boners.
Minnesota sucks and all of those people you mentioned (except Prince, who will always be a PIH) left as soon as they could.
Zodiac was exactly as long as it was supposed to be.
TV is stupid, and your failure to admit that is exactly the sort of contrarian behavior that make you a post-ironic hipster.
Every time you call yourself a "supergenius" you unwittingly align yourself with an cartoon loser.
I make coherent arguments all the time. That you are too stupid to recognize them as such doesn't make them any less coherent.