no beer and no TV make hotrod something something

we were all set to post today a screed about the pirate costume as the absolute lamest adult halloween costume until yo han showed up to see the wrens in full regalia.  so we're not gonna.  believe you me.... er, us - we gave him enough grief about it already.  and besides, we changed our mind over the course of the evening anyway.  it's those fad costumes that are most irksome.  if you had the bright idea to dress up today as steve irwin or a 'snakes on a plane' pilot, congratulations: you are not special.

and the real losers here, faithful readers, are you.  nah, actually that's not right - the real losers are those walking around tonight with plastic stingrays or cobras taped to their chest.  but you lose too.  instead of some highly inspired vitriol you get this video clip you've seen a thousand times before.  it's a preview of the scariest movie ever.  be afraid; be very afraid.