long john silver

look, we know there's really just no right way to transition from the horrifying events of yesterday back to our usual inane banter and fart jokes.  but as long as we realize we're backed into a corner here, there is some pleasure to be found in the somewhat less than appropriate.  it's like pulling off a band-aid; sometimes you've got to break a few eggs.

tabloid readers will recognize the woman in the video below as the now ex-wife of sir paul mccartney.  we here at hotrod.vox.com certainly do not count ourselves among her many naysayers.  let's be honest here - paul was definitely the worst one, and the man who foisted "got to get you into my life" and "yesterday" and "here, there, and everywhere" on an unsuspecting public owes somebody something.  that much is for damn sure.  but still, we're hardly above a little schadenfreude.  we're not going to tell you how the video ends, but let's just say for argument's sake that if we had a prosthetic leg and we were doing a dance routine on national television that ended with us standing on only one....  well, we just might make sure we don't end the routine standing on the leg made of maple.  that's all we're saying.