if i don't die, or worse, i'm going to need a nap

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I hear there are some good malls just across the way in New Jersey. I'm sure glad you so carefully protected the identity of the above mentioned injured party. Enjoy your travels!

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I've got the list for you, fuck-o. Go see the wolf boner exhibit at the Gug. Stop into a pinkberry with all the other hipsters, and pick up some day-glo pubic hair dye at the nearest Duane Reed. Also, I hear David Byrne has a cool exhibit going on involving architecture and music. On the off chance you're reading this, you should go find it. Don't forget to spoon with the Cap'n...

Don't forget to spoon with the Cap'n...

I bow down to your brilliance.
Damn, I didn't see this until it was too late. I only accomplished one of those things.




Cappy, if you're reading, sorry I had to take off so early. You know how it is - places to be and things to do. I'll call you.

You are not funny, one bit.
It was hilarious and you damn well know it. I can't get the image of you and Hotrod spooning out of my head.
I wish I knew how to quit you, Cappy.
Who was the outside spoon?
We all know it was Hotrod, come on don't be stupid.
So what did you end up doing...other than this utensil business with El Capitan?
I got a couple hours sleep and left really early yesterday. I was home by 11AM.

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