i wish i had a lot of answers

The Instructions:

Answer the following questions.

The Questions:

Do you like having your picture taken.
No

Have you ever done a photo shoot, professional or non?
No

If you could go anywhere in the world where would you go and why?
Kathmandu, because I've never been there

Who would you take with you on this adventure?
I don't know, lately nobody

What would you say is the most daring thing to do in a lifetime.
Having children

Would you ever do that?
Yes

Have you ever done crossword puzzles?
Yes

Ever actually completed one?
All the fucking time

Pick up the closest book and write a sentence at random from it.
In addition to its electric style, the sensational impact of Common Sense - it sold 150,000 copies within three months - was a function of its timing.

Do the same with either a CD or a lyric from the radio.
I remember the Alamo, I don't recall who won ...

Have you ever tried to analyze your own dreams?
Yes

Would you put up posters in your room?
What am I, fourteen?

Can you sing?
No

Do you ever sing to yourself while doing every day tasks?
Sometimes

What's your favorite color of post-it note?
Yellow

How many cassette tapes do you own?
I don't know, about 200

How many CDs do you own?
I don't know, about 600

Ever bought a CD just for one song?
Yes

What would your perfect day consist of?
A lot of drizzly rain

Have you ever lied to get off the phone or out of talking to someone online?
Yes

Have you ever written a survey?
No

How about a song? If so, share it.
No

Or maybe a poem? If so share it or one of them.
No

Is your VCR flashing 12:00 all the time?
How old is this fucking meme?

Do you read your horoscope?
No

If so do you base your day on it?
I said "no"

Would you rather chew gum or use mouthwash, and why?
Chew gum, because mouthwash is bulkier to carry around

Do you floss?
No

Are you addicted to Napster like me?
Seriously?

How many times a year (about) are you sick?
Two

Ever been in an airplane?
Yes

If so, where were you flying to?
Which time?

What radio station do you listen to most?
I don't listen to the radio

What color are your shoes?
Brown

Was Fuzzy Wuzzy a bear?
Yes

Do you know how to play Dominos?
Yes

Or do you think I just mean pizza by that?
HAHA!!  You're FUNNY!

Speaking of pizza, what's your favorite kind?
Pepperoni

What color are your eyes?
Blue

How many surveys have you filled out this lifetime?
I don't know

Describe your bedroom. Include all details.
There's a bed in it

Name one person your life is made better by.
Cincinnati Ben-Gal Brook C.

Would you or have you ever shaved your head?
Yes

How about someone else's?
No

Can you do math with ease?
Yes

What size is your computer screen?
I don't know, thirteen inches?

If you could only talk to one person online who would it be?
My co-worker A-

Name your favorite type of music and why?
Rock music, because it rocks.  Duh.

Are you a vegetarian?
No

How about an aspiring actor/actress?
No

What famous person, dead or alive, would you interview if you had the chance?
Henry Ford

Which movie can you watch and say the lines along with the actors?
Miller's Crossing, among others

Name one of your passions in life.
Music

What is your least favorite time of day?
2:00 PM

Who is your favorite member in a band (singer, guitar, bass, drummer...) and why?
That depends on the band

Do you use hairspray or gel?
No

Describe your favorite meal.
Thanksgiving dinner

What color is the inside of your head when you close your eyes?
Black

Ever listen to classical music?
Rarely

Have you ever said LOL in real life without thinking about it.
No

Do you find you use Internet language when writing notes IRL?
No

What songs would be on your ideal CD?
These songs

Say one thing you learned today.
Iron Maiden has a plane

What is the best present you've ever given someone else?
The gift of my friendship

What is the best present someone else has ever given you?
Cash

So hey, what's your full name?
So hey, nice try.  No way.

Describe yourself while drunk.
Witty and charming, a true friend to all

How big are the windows in your house?
Normal size

Do you wear a watch?
No

What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done with someone else?
Not tellin'

What's the largest age difference between you and someone you've dated?
Six years

How many mirrors do you have?
Two

Write one sentence you want people to say about you once you've passed on.
Karaoke to the Death, which he founded, was beloved by all.

Have you ever sailed?
Yes

How fast can you run?
6:10 mile - you mean ever in my life, right?

What do you believe in?
Whaddya got?

How long does it take you to get ready to go out?
Half an hour

Do you shower daily?
Yes

What one thing would you change in your life if you had the power to do so?
Uh, nothing.  I'm pretty much perfect.

Describe the ideal superpower and what you would do if you had it.
Superpowers are over-rated; what matters is the will to vanquish your enemies.

Are candles romantic or a fire hazard?
A little from Column A, a little from Column B ...

Name something you've done in the last 24 hours, no matter how big or small.
Drove a car

Do you wear necklaces/bracelets/anklets/earrings/rings?
No

What colors are you wearing right now?
Like, which gang am I a part of?

How often do you change the sheets on your bed?
Once a month, roughly

Have you ever gotten lost? If so, explain.
No

What's on your computer desk?
A lot of crap

How many folders are on your desktop at the present moment?
None

When you're talking do you ever use your hands to do quotation marks of certain words?
Sometimes, yes.  Rarely, but sometimes.

Which landmark would you climb if you could?
The St. Louis Arch

Do you own or have you read or thought of reading any self help books?
No

Ever seriously questioned your sanity?
Yes

Can you break-dance?
No

What's in your fridge right now?
A box of water and a bunch of old condiments

How many people do you live with?
None

Have you or would you ever do anything more than kiss in a public area?
Doubtful

What is the strangest thing you've ever done?
I willingly posted nothing but memes for a week straight

Name an instrument you've never played but would like to.
Guitar

Have you ever been on TV or the radio?
Yes

What is the worst thing anyone could ever do to you?
Make me commute by automobile

Are you a fast typer?
Fairly

How high have you counted before getting bored?
I haven't counted for the sake of counting since grade school

Describe how you sleep.
I don't

Are you straight/bi/gay?
Straight

Do you ever do something else while on the computer? If so, what?
Sometimes I also have the TV on

What is the most expensive item you own?
Probably my bike

How about the least expensive?
Dunno.  I got a lot of worthless crap.

What's your favorite card game to play?
Euchre

What do you do online?
Besides surf the internets?

Name some stores you've bought clothes in before?
All my clothes are specially tailored

Have you ever read a book and not understood it? If so, which one?
No

Have you ever watched a movie and not understood it? If so, which one?
No

Do you think people pick up your slang language more than you pick up theirs?
No

Are you easily influences by other people or current trends?
No

What makes you unique (in your own opinion)?
There's only one of me

Name your worst quality.
Don't have any

Name your best.
They're all tied for first

What would you like to do with your life?
Answer memes all the time

Do you blow-dry your hair?
No

How many clocks are in your house?
Four

Are they all set at the same time?
No

Have you ever intentionally set a clock ahead or behind the correct time?
Yes

What do you think about when you first wake up in the morning?
Going back to sleep

Which browser do you use?
Firefox

Do you bite your nails?
I try not to

Would you ever leave little notes to your gf/bf?
Yes

Ever been to a farm?
Yes

Tell me about your dream last night.
I don't remember it

Ever seen a shooting star?
Yes

Say one thing about yourself you've never told anyone.
I can't make an elephant lamp

Do your days fly by or seem to last forever?
Both

Have you ever stayed in a fancy, high class, rich hotel?
Yes

Have you ever stayed in a rent-by-the-hour motel?
Yes

What, in your opinion, is the best advertising slogan out there?
Silly Rabbit!  Trix are for kids!

When they start sending rockets to the moon for us civilians will you be on the list to go?
No

How are you feeling right now?
Tired

Have you ever written anything on your skin?
Yes

If so what?
Phone number

Which website do you frequent most often?
www.washingtonpost.com

What color is most of your clothes?
Blue

Do you own any plants?
Yes

Are things as bad as they seem?
Yes

Describe the nicest thing anyone has ever done for you.
Put up with my bullshit

Have you ever looked directly at the sun?
Yes

Have you ever made a pin hole camera to watch the eclipse?
Yes

What's your favorite cereal?
Grape Nuts

Who do you miss?
Lots of people

Name something you just cannot forget, no matter how hard you try.
Everything

Describe the worst fight you've ever been in whether physical or verbal.
I kicked the crap out of Ydnar a couple of times.

Say something else about yourself you've never told anyone before.
I answered most of these questions using a magic 8-ball