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According to the counter to the left (and why would it lie?) this humble post is our 500th here at hotrod.vox.com. Five hundred posts, and nearly all of them are like spun gold. Wow. We pretty much rule. We're pleased to have lasted this long, especially considering that the numbers marking our more recent output indicate that we may be running out of things to say. We're thinking we need to develop a new hobby like philately or spelunking or yoga. Otherwise we might have to resort to composing thrilling tales about fish and other assorted marine life. And we think it's safe to say that nobody wants that.
Comments
Nice use of the "royal we".
But bats, huh?
Hmmm, this one confuses me. I need to consult the Misanthrope's Handbook.
I really think Daby ought to weigh in one this one in terms of the prize, but I am so confident that you will NOT achieve this task, I am willing to consider letting you name your own reward.
Let's just call this a temporary pause in the terms of engagement, but I fully intend for this to be ON.
Vanna, I can't believe you'd underestimate Hotrod's inherent oiliness around these sorts of challenges.
If he parses the language enough -- which you can be sure he will -- Hotrod can claim to be a "yoga instructor" after he walks up to a stranger on the street and "instructs" him to do a headstand.
If however Hotrod, is willing to define the challenge as completing, a recognized (by Yoga Alliance) 200-hour Yoga Teachers Training Course by the end of the year -- the most commonly accepted path to becoming a "yoga instructor" in this country, then I am happy to be party to this challenge.